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Replacement swear words (so you don’t go to hell)

Conor Spahr, Morgan Beckstead, and Ivy Kelsh

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Love to swear, but hate eternal damnation? We have the solution! There’s no need to risk getting those judgemental glares. Here’s 9 words you can use instead of your favorite swear words!

  1. Fudge
  2. Freak
  3. Shiz
  4. Gosh
  5. Heck
  6. Shoot
  7. Dang
  8. BS
  9. Crap

Use these words instead of the real thing, and you’re soul is sure to be saved! Tune in next week when we talk about the reasons you should not be showing your scandalous shoulders or ankles.

Note: This article is satire

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Replacement swear words (so you don’t go to hell)